Dating Sites That Need to Happen

I get probably 20 emails a day from various dating sites. Some you'd expect like Match, Single Dating, Plenty of Fish, and Ok Cupid. Some that make me feel good like Milf Dating and Hot moms.Others just leave me scratching my heads wondering how in the world this site could apply to me. Jewish, Asian, Russian, Dating? What in the world, I am not any of those things.  There is also the sites that hurt my feelings like Senior People Meet Up. Hello, do I look like a senior citizen? Also Our time for people over 50. I know I got an AARP car in the mail last year, but I assure you I am not even close to actually qualifying.

This got me thinking that there are clearly sites for everyone but there is room for some improvement. I've come  up with a list of 3 possible dating sites that would lead the pack in couples falling in love and staying married.

Bacon & Eggs: This dating site is for the breakfast lover. Couples would describe how they like their bacon (Crispy) and how they like their eggs (Over Well) This would ensure a perfect union where no one is gagging at the other breakfast option.

Must Love Cats....and Dogs: This site is for the animal lover so never again would I have to hear someone tell me that if we are  to start dating the animals need to either find a new home or go outside. Because nothing will get you banished faster than telling me my babies aren't welcome. Aside from the obvious reason that its my house, I bought it and make the mortgage payment every month, not you. So, telling me what I can keep in my house just pisses me off. I am very serious about starting a rescue in my retirement. I want to foster cats since our animal shelter is always over crowded and have had to euthanize so many lately. It breaks my heart. I know that if I did that, I'd be tempted to keep them and I really am at the limit of what I can care for without any of them having to do without something.

Netflix Usage: I saw this on facebook and stole it. It just looks like a perfect idea. The premise is Netflix lets you know when someone single near you also marathon watches the same shows as you. I will go out on a limb and say any man who marathon watched Property Brothers this weekend, may not be interested in someone of my gender. I could be wrong though.

So anyone good at website creation wanna help me start a dating site?

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