Monday, March 24, 2014

Aint nobody got time for that

I'm an impatient person. I admit it. I absolutely hate waiting for anything. I have a few tricks to ease my frustration when it comes to waiting.

Lines are the worst. While I might not be able to do anything about waiting in line at the register, unless its to use a self check out....and believe me I do. I have a trick for waiting in traffic. I by pass the light anyway I can. I will take a detour to avoid a bad light in a heart beat. Sadly there is no way to avoid the light going into the middle school and its probably the worst of all the lights.

 Waiting for the hand dryer annoys me to death. Why have only one dryer especially if its a busy restroom? I can't stand waiting for the dryer and then waiting while it dries my hands. I feel like I am missing out on life by standing there. I know it eliminates waste but it also eliminates my sanity. I avoid this by using the toilet paper. Yes it gets clumpy but at least it dries my hands in half the time.

 Why must the cats stand in the door trying to decide if they want to go out or stay in? I feel like I spend an hour a day waiting for a cat to decide what it wants to do. Of course this is remedied by giving them a nudge toward the door.

I know that its supposedly spring. I really haven't seen evidence of that yet. I'm still having to start my car every morning so I don't come outside to a frozen mess. I usually start it about 5 or 10 minutes before I am ready to leave. I just hate sitting in the car waiting for it to defrost or when the weather was really bad waiting for it to melt all the ice.

 I know I should probably take a breath and get over the little annoyances, but those few minutes hear and there add up and Aint nobody got time for that.
Something I do have time for....taking time to visit Amazon and buying Brandon and Bryan's new book. Its only .99 until March 30. So go ahead and click the link below and buy the book.....Go ahead you know you have time.
http://www.amazon.com/Dead-Moaning-Vegas-Brandon-Meyers-ebook/dp/B009B8BFAG

5 comments:

  1. I know exactly what you are talking about...it's 30 degrees and my dogs want to take their sweet ass time every morning to go potty! I get so annoyed! :)

    -Kristen | Kandid Kristen

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  2. I've recently found I have no patience in traffic, I just want everyone to move so I can drive fast!

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  3. Yeah, I am very impatient about things. I am not a fan of lines either.

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  4. Bathroom handdryers are not very hygienic anyway.

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  5. I need that tank top like now! I don't even use bathroom hand dryers...1. My hands will dry eventually 2. I heard they store mass amounts of bacteria...and that freaks me out! Ain't nobody got time for that@

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